liftlikeamantolooklikeagoddess:

I’m dying!! Why do I find this so damn funny? If I wasn’t technologically inept, I’d do the same damn thing.

liftlikeamantolooklikeagoddess:

I’m dying!! Why do I find this so damn funny? If I wasn’t technologically inept, I’d do the same damn thing.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Taking flex pictures at the gym? Yeah I’m officially a douchebag. #snoopyapproved

Taking flex pictures at the gym? Yeah I’m officially a douchebag. #snoopyapproved

ok so i got a sample of hydroxycut hardcore elite. it came with two pills but i only took one. i hope i don’t go crazy on it. i should be used to it because i drink quite a bit of coffee but my anxiety’s been heightened more than usual. here’s to hoping i just get a nice boost of energy for my workout today.

My Workout For Wednesday May 15

I earned 993 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • Leg Extensions +43 pts

    • 40 lb x 15 reps (+14 pts)
    • 50 lb x 12 reps (+14 pts)
    • 60 lb x 10 reps (+15 pts)
  • Leg Press +368 pts

    • 180 lb x 15 reps (+35 pts)
    • 250 lb x 12 reps (+43 pts)
    • 320 lb x 10 reps (+53 pts)
    • 340 lb x 8 reps (+55 pts)
    • 340 lb x 8 reps (+55 pts)
    • 270 lb x 12 reps (+46 pts)
    • 270 lb x 12 reps (+46 pts)
    • 180 lb x 15 reps (+35 pts)
  • Calf Press On The Leg Press Machine +92 pts

    • 180 lb x 20 reps (+11 pts)
    • 250 lb x 25 reps (+19 pts)
    • 320 lb x 20 reps (+29 pts)
    • 270 lb x 20 reps (+21 pts)
    • 180 lb x 25 reps (+12 pts)
  • Goblet Squat (dumbbell) +172 pts

    • 25 lb x 12 reps (+43 pts)
    • 25 lb x 12 reps (+43 pts)
    • 25 lb x 12 reps (+43 pts)
    • 25 lb x 12 reps (+43 pts)
  • Glute Kickback +101 pts

    • 50 lb x 15 reps (+15 pts)
    • 62.5 lb x 12 reps (+15 pts)
    • 75 lb x 10 reps (+16 pts)
    • 87.5 lb x 8 reps (+17 pts)
    • 100 lb x 8 reps (+19 pts)
    • 112.5 lb x 6 reps (+19 pts)
  • Half Jump Squat +56 pts

    • 10 reps (+8 pts)
    • 15 reps (+12 pts)
    • 15 reps (+12 pts)
    • 15 reps (+12 pts)
    • 15 reps (+12 pts)
  • Advanced Sumo Squat +144 pts

    • 17.5 lb x 15 reps (+48 pts)
    • 17.5 lb x 15 reps (+48 pts)
    • 17.5 lb x 15 reps (+48 pts)
  • Body Weight Sumo Squat +17 pts

    • 20 reps (+17 pts)

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My Workout For Tuesday May 14

I earned 852 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • Push-Up +65 pts

    • 12 reps (+23 pts)
    • 10 reps (+19 pts)
    • 12 reps (+23 pts)
  • Butt Kickers +45 pts

    • 30 reps (+15 pts)
    • 30 reps (+15 pts)
    • 30 reps (+15 pts)
  • Dumbbell Bench Press +207 pts

    • 15 lb x 12 reps (+52 pts)
    • 20 lb x 10 reps (+54 pts)
    • 25 lb x 5 reps (+49 pts)
    • 25 lb x 6 reps (+52 pts)
  • Dumbbell Flyes +88 pts

    • 12.5 lb x 10 reps (+22 pts)
    • 15 lb x 10 reps (+22 pts)
    • 15 lb x 10 reps (+22 pts)
    • 15 lb x 10 reps (+22 pts)
  • Tricep Dumbbell Kickback +139 pts

    • 10 lb x 15 reps (+28 pts)
    • 12.5 lb x 12 reps (+28 pts)
    • 15 lb x 10 reps (+28 pts)
    • 12.5 lb x 12 reps (+28 pts)
    • 10 lb x 12 reps (+27 pts)
  • Bench Dip (Seated Dip) +43 pts

    • 12 reps || weighted || 25 lb (+16 pts)
    • 6 reps || weighted || 25 lb (+7 pts)
    • 8 reps || weighted || 25 lb (+10 pts)
    • 8 reps || weighted || 25 lb (+10 pts)
  • Lying Barbell Triceps Extension (“Skullcrusher”) +36 pts

    • 25 lb x 10 reps (+12 pts)
    • 25 lb x 10 reps (+12 pts)
    • 25 lb x 10 reps (+12 pts)
  • Close-Grip Barbell Bench Press +144 pts

    • 25 lb x 10 reps (+48 pts)
    • 25 lb x 10 reps (+48 pts)
    • 25 lb x 10 reps (+48 pts)
  • Triceps Pushdown - Rope Attachment +85 pts

    • 25 lb x 15 reps (+12 pts)
    • 45 lb x 8 reps (+13 pts)
    • 40 lb x 8 reps (+12 pts)
    • 35 lb x 10 reps (+12 pts)
    • 35 lb x 10 reps (+12 pts)
    • 25 lb x 12 reps (+12 pts)
    • 25 lb x 12 reps (+12 pts)

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My Workout For Monday May 13

I earned 798 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • One-Arm Dumbbell Row +248 pts

    • 20 lb x 12 reps (+45 pts)
    • 25 lb x 10 reps (+45 pts)
    • 35 lb x 6 reps (+44 pts)
    • 35 lb x 5 reps (+41 pts)
    • 40 lb x 3 reps (+34 pts)
    • 40 lb x 4 reps (+39 pts)
  • Dumbbell Bicep Curl +179 pts

    • 10 lb x 12 reps (+33 pts)
    • 15 lb x 8 reps (+32 pts)
    • 15 lb x 10 reps (+33 pts)
    • 17.5 lb x 4 reps (+26 pts)
    • 17.5 lb x 3 reps (+23 pts)
    • 10 lb x 10 reps (+32 pts)
  • Cross Body Hammer Dumbbell Curl +63 pts

    • 10 lb x 10 reps (+21 pts)
    • 15 lb x 8 reps (+21 pts)
    • 15 lb x 8 reps (+21 pts)
  • Pull-Up +12 pts

    • 5 reps || assisted || 50 lb (+3 pts)
    • 5 reps || assisted || 50 lb (+3 pts)
    • 5 reps || assisted || 50 lb (+3 pts)
    • 5 reps || assisted || 50 lb (+3 pts)
  • Bent Over Barbell Row +118 pts

    • 40 lb x 10 reps (+30 pts)
    • 40 lb x 10 reps (+30 pts)
    • 45 lb x 8 reps (+29 pts)
    • 45 lb x 8 reps (+29 pts)
  • Stiff Leg Barbell Good Morning +96 pts

    • 35 lb x 8 reps (+24 pts)
    • 35 lb x 8 reps (+24 pts)
    • 35 lb x 8 reps (+24 pts)
    • 35 lb x 8 reps (+24 pts)
  • Lat Pulldown +82 pts

    • 50 lb x 10 reps (+21 pts)
    • 60 lb x 8 reps (+22 pts)
    • 60 lb x 6 reps (+20 pts)
    • 50 lb x 6 reps (+19 pts)

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Something that isn’t pancakes, but equally as delicious. #dessert #icecream #brownie #itshealthytoo

Something that isn’t pancakes, but equally as delicious. #dessert #icecream #brownie #itshealthytoo